Pug eyes and pop cat

My house keeping style is 'there appears to have been a struggle.'

Wash your hands you filthy animal.

I've cleaned the house from top to bottom now if everyone could just move out for the week.

Did someone say Gin?

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol

I’ll be there in a prosecco

I have mixed drinks about feelings

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need a cup of tea

If you are waiting for me to give a shit you had better pack a lunch, it’s going to take a while

 

Quinton Frog

I wonder if there is a glass of prosecco/gin and tonic somewhere thinking of me

too

 

Walter Hare,  Parker zebra, Mike highland cow, Miller Flamingo, Cole panda, Bertie Badger, Horrace Hedgehog

Stay Wild.

Blame it on my wild side.

Stay cool, stay kind, stay wild.

Stay wild and epically cool.

Choose kind over cool.

It’s cool to be kind.

My idea of sensible drinking is not spilling it.

Hold on while I overthink about it

Being normal is overrated

Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to be here.

If you have to ask if it's too early for wine, are we even

friends?

 

Julius Elephant, Ray mouse, Wilder giraffe, Parker zebra, Gerald giraffe, Cole panda, Blake the pig

Never forget the big dreams you had when you were little.

Dream big little one.

You don't have to be perfect to be amazing

Be yourself everyone else is taken

Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out

When I grow up I wanna be a cool dude.

Today I'm going to be kind and cool and epically awesome.

Feel good, be good and do good

Grow through what you go through

Choose kind over cool

You will never regret being kind

Kind people are my kinda people

Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody

Be a little wild

Your vibe attracts your tribe

Be brave enough to dream

Kind heart, fierce mind, brave spirit

Let the adventures begin

Live the life you imagined

Stay wild and epically cool

Live everyday with passion

You need a little bit of insanity to do great things

Shine on you crazy, perverted, alcoholic weirdos. Ya’ll my kinda people

You are pretty damn awesome, keep that shit up

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

If it involves beer/wine/tea and slippers/flip flops I’m in

Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes

My hobbies include drinking wine and dancing in my pyjamas

 

Wilder giraffe

Too glam to give a damn

 

Emu

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

Tyrone tiger

You are awesome keep that shit up

 

Grumpy monkey, Vaughan grumpy dog, Quinton frog, Hank tarsier

I never let my best friend do stupid things... alone

Give me beer/a gin and tonic/a rum and coke and tell me I’m pretty

My hobbies include dancing on tables and drinking gin/wine/prosecco

Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come

My hobbies include swearing and drinking gin/wine/prosecco

You look like I need a glass of wine.

Nobody’s perfect, but I’m pretty close.

Be cool, be good, be totally awesome

C'est la fuckin' vie

Loving life.

I'm just a person that wants to do alot of things trapped in a body that likes alot of sleep.

Hangovers are temporary drunken stories are forever

I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle

Hello weirdo

You’re so weird (don’t change)

Do epic shit

Stay weird

Maybe swearing will help

I’m not weird I’m a limited edition

Weird is a side effect of awesome

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind

Just sitting here on the corner of Awesome and Bombdiggity

In my defence I was left unsupervised

I never let my best friend do stupid things... alone

Being normal is overrated

I don’t get more drunk, I get more awesome

You make my heart smile

In vodka’s/gin’s/rum’s/beer’s/wine’s defence, I’ve done some pretty wild things sober

I have mixed drinks about feelings

Weird is a side effect of awesome

You make me laugh

I want you and only you

With you, it’s different

Do what you like, like what you do

I thought I was in a bad mood, but it’s been a few years. I guess this is who I am now

I like to take life ‘one are you fucking kidding me at a time’

Note to self, let shit go.

 

Hank the tarsier

Coffee’s kicked in, now watch me go

Follow the call of the disco ball

Blame it on the boogie

I never let my best friend do stupid things... alone

But first I need coffee

Being normal is overrated

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol

It’s the caffeine, honest

Weird is a side effect of awesome

I haven’t got a life plan, I’m just styling it out

I’m running on a diet of coffee, avocados and gin

Soup of the day: tequila

I’ll drink to that and everything

On the bright side, at least I’m not addicted to cocaine

 

Miller flamingo

Escape the ordinary

Weird is a side effect of awesome

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas

It’s called fashion sweetie. Look it up.

I’m too much for some people, those people ain’t my people.

 

Heath the cheetah, Tyrone the tiger

Put your ‘get shit done’ shirt on

Blame it on my wild side

Stay wild

You bring out the animal in me

I was not made to be subtle

Wild one, don’t let them tame you

Take a walk on the wild side

Dress up, show up and never give up

Being normal is overrated

Give me a beer/gin/vodka/rum and tell me I’m pretty

In vodka’s/gin’s/rum’s/beer’s/wine’s defence, I’ve done some pretty wild things sober

Weird is a side effect of awesome

You are awesome, keep that shit up.

 

Grumpy monkey, Slade mandrill, Phil gorilla, David rhino

I’d shave my legs for you

Never mind the butterflies, I have the whole zoo with you

Hangovers are temporary, drunken stories are forever

Weird is a side effect of awesome

Peace, love and positivity

There is sunshine in my soul

I’m furious about everything

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind

 

Oscar owl

Stay Owlsome

Don't be afraid to be yourself

Owl you need is love

You’re a hoot

Fly high

‘Wisdom begins in wonder’

Owl be there for you

Be whoo you are

It’s owl good

Never stop looking up

And so the adventure begins

If it involves tea, cake and books, I’m in

If I can’t bring my book, I’m not coming

Give me tea, cake, a book and I’m in

I went out once, it was too peopley

Wander and wonder

 

Horrace Hedgehog

You prick

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

Inside the spikes exterior is a tender heart

Looking sharp

Blessed are the curious for they shall have adventures

You are always stronger than you think

 

Magnus Horse

Home is where the horse is

Horse girls are easy to love but hard to afford

Better an oops than a what if

I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle

 

Good for Unicorns

Weird is a side effect of awesome

When somebody told me I lived in a fantasy world, I almost fell off my unicorn

Always believe in yourself

Keep your head in the clouds and your feet on the stars

You become what you believe

Work your magic

Your sparkle has not gone unnoticed

All I see is magic

Let new adventures begin

I fart glitter

The future is bright

Head in the clouds, feet on the stars

You can be anything you want to be

She believe she could so she did

She started to live the life she dared to dream of

I was born this gay

I woke up this fabulous

 

Cliff dinosaur or Tim shark

I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge

Be crazy, be wild, be free

You are dinomite

Today I’m going to be awesome, epic and cool

In my defence I was left unsupervised

I know I’m a handful

Don’t grow up, it’s a trap

Don’t be a dick

Smile, it’s contagious

 

Cyrus sphynx cat

When you said friends with benefits, I presumed you owned a wine bar

I like you because you join in weirdness.

Don’t look back, you are not going that way

Being normal is overrated

 

Ray mouse, Ray bunny, Francis bunny

Blessed are the curious for they shall have adventures

You are always stronger than you think

Never stop looking up

And so the adventure begins

Chuck it in the ‘fuck it’ bucket and move on

You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think

 

Blake pig

If you’re not dirty, you are not playing hard enough...

I don’t get more drunk, I get more awesome

In vodka’s/gin’s/rum’s/beer’s/wine’s defence, I’ve done some pretty wild things sober

Unless you fell off the treadmill, I don’t want to hear about your workout

 

Koala

I look this good because I’m vegan

 

Any cat

I’m the kinda cat that likes to do my own thing

You ok hun?

You’re the reason I get up every morning. Just kidding it’s the cat

 

Bazzle collie

‘If I had my life over I’d find you sooner so I could love you longer

 

Hare/Panda

If it involves wine and flip flops i’m in.

 

Claudia the zebra

I’m nicer when I like my outfit.

 

Mildred cat, grumpy monkey, Cyrus cat

Every day I add something new to the list of things that piss me off

I'm furious about everything

I thought I was in a bad mood, but it's been a few years, I guess this is who I am now

They used to be laughter lines, but now they are WTF lines

 

Rabbits x 2

We're getting too old for this shit

 

Zebra

You are amazing, remember that

Live for today, tomorrow might be shite

You are awesome, keep that shit up

 

Bennie the Llama or Colin cat

What (and I can't stress this enough) the fuck?

 

Kevin Cat, Gerald giraffe

Even I don't believe it when I say I'll be ready in five minutes

 

May bunny or Jude Fox

I just want someone to push me against the wall and whisper ‘I'll cook dinner’