Ideas for personalised quotes and phrases
Pug eyes and pop cat
My house keeping style is 'there appears to have been a struggle.'
Wash your hands you filthy animal.
I've cleaned the house from top to bottom now if everyone could just move out for the week.
Did someone say Gin?
Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol
I’ll be there in a prosecco
I have mixed drinks about feelings
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need a cup of tea
If you are waiting for me to give a shit you had better pack a lunch, it’s going to take a while
Quinton Frog
I wonder if there is a glass of prosecco/gin and tonic somewhere thinking of me
too
Walter Hare, Parker zebra, Mike highland cow, Miller Flamingo, Cole panda, Bertie Badger, Horrace Hedgehog
Stay Wild.
Blame it on my wild side.
Stay cool, stay kind, stay wild.
Stay wild and epically cool.
Choose kind over cool.
It’s cool to be kind.
My idea of sensible drinking is not spilling it.
Hold on while I overthink about it
Being normal is overrated
Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to be here.
If you have to ask if it's too early for wine, are we even
friends?
Julius Elephant, Ray mouse, Wilder giraffe, Parker zebra, Gerald giraffe, Cole panda, Blake the pig
Never forget the big dreams you had when you were little.
Dream big little one.
You don't have to be perfect to be amazing
Be yourself everyone else is taken
Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out
When I grow up I wanna be a cool dude.
Today I'm going to be kind and cool and epically awesome.
Feel good, be good and do good
Grow through what you go through
Choose kind over cool
You will never regret being kind
Kind people are my kinda people
Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody
Be a little wild
Your vibe attracts your tribe
Be brave enough to dream
Kind heart, fierce mind, brave spirit
Let the adventures begin
Live the life you imagined
Stay wild and epically cool
Live everyday with passion
You need a little bit of insanity to do great things
Shine on you crazy, perverted, alcoholic weirdos. Ya’ll my kinda people
You are pretty damn awesome, keep that shit up
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
If it involves beer/wine/tea and slippers/flip flops I’m in
Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes
My hobbies include drinking wine and dancing in my pyjamas
Wilder giraffe
Too glam to give a damn
Emu
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Tyrone tiger
You are awesome keep that shit up
Grumpy monkey, Vaughan grumpy dog, Quinton frog, Hank tarsier
I never let my best friend do stupid things... alone
Give me beer/a gin and tonic/a rum and coke and tell me I’m pretty
My hobbies include dancing on tables and drinking gin/wine/prosecco
Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come
My hobbies include swearing and drinking gin/wine/prosecco
You look like I need a glass of wine.
Nobody’s perfect, but I’m pretty close.
Be cool, be good, be totally awesome
C'est la fuckin' vie
Loving life.
I'm just a person that wants to do alot of things trapped in a body that likes alot of sleep.
Hangovers are temporary drunken stories are forever
I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
Hello weirdo
You’re so weird (don’t change)
Do epic shit
Stay weird
Maybe swearing will help
I’m not weird I’m a limited edition
Weird is a side effect of awesome
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind
Just sitting here on the corner of Awesome and Bombdiggity
In my defence I was left unsupervised
I never let my best friend do stupid things... alone
Being normal is overrated
I don’t get more drunk, I get more awesome
You make my heart smile
In vodka’s/gin’s/rum’s/beer’s/wine’s defence, I’ve done some pretty wild things sober
I have mixed drinks about feelings
Weird is a side effect of awesome
You make me laugh
I want you and only you
With you, it’s different
Do what you like, like what you do
I thought I was in a bad mood, but it’s been a few years. I guess this is who I am now
I like to take life ‘one are you fucking kidding me at a time’
Note to self, let shit go.
Hank the tarsier
Coffee’s kicked in, now watch me go
Follow the call of the disco ball
Blame it on the boogie
I never let my best friend do stupid things... alone
But first I need coffee
Being normal is overrated
Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol
It’s the caffeine, honest
Weird is a side effect of awesome
I haven’t got a life plan, I’m just styling it out
I’m running on a diet of coffee, avocados and gin
Soup of the day: tequila
I’ll drink to that and everything
On the bright side, at least I’m not addicted to cocaine
Miller flamingo
Escape the ordinary
Weird is a side effect of awesome
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas
It’s called fashion sweetie. Look it up.
I’m too much for some people, those people ain’t my people.
Heath the cheetah, Tyrone the tiger
Put your ‘get shit done’ shirt on
Blame it on my wild side
Stay wild
You bring out the animal in me
I was not made to be subtle
Wild one, don’t let them tame you
Take a walk on the wild side
Dress up, show up and never give up
Being normal is overrated
Give me a beer/gin/vodka/rum and tell me I’m pretty
In vodka’s/gin’s/rum’s/beer’s/wine’s defence, I’ve done some pretty wild things sober
Weird is a side effect of awesome
You are awesome, keep that shit up.
Grumpy monkey, Slade mandrill, Phil gorilla, David rhino
I’d shave my legs for you
Never mind the butterflies, I have the whole zoo with you
Hangovers are temporary, drunken stories are forever
Weird is a side effect of awesome
Peace, love and positivity
There is sunshine in my soul
I’m furious about everything
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind
Oscar owl
Stay Owlsome
Don't be afraid to be yourself
Owl you need is love
You’re a hoot
Fly high
‘Wisdom begins in wonder’
Owl be there for you
Be whoo you are
It’s owl good
Never stop looking up
And so the adventure begins
If it involves tea, cake and books, I’m in
If I can’t bring my book, I’m not coming
Give me tea, cake, a book and I’m in
I went out once, it was too peopley
Wander and wonder
Horrace Hedgehog
You prick
Why fit in when you were born to stand out?
Inside the spikes exterior is a tender heart
Looking sharp
Blessed are the curious for they shall have adventures
You are always stronger than you think
Magnus Horse
Home is where the horse is
Horse girls are easy to love but hard to afford
Better an oops than a what if
I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
Good for Unicorns
Weird is a side effect of awesome
When somebody told me I lived in a fantasy world, I almost fell off my unicorn
Always believe in yourself
Keep your head in the clouds and your feet on the stars
You become what you believe
Work your magic
Your sparkle has not gone unnoticed
All I see is magic
Let new adventures begin
I fart glitter
The future is bright
Head in the clouds, feet on the stars
You can be anything you want to be
She believe she could so she did
She started to live the life she dared to dream of
I was born this gay
I woke up this fabulous
Cliff dinosaur or Tim shark
I followed my heart, it led me to the fridge
Be crazy, be wild, be free
You are dinomite
Today I’m going to be awesome, epic and cool
In my defence I was left unsupervised
I know I’m a handful
Don’t grow up, it’s a trap
Don’t be a dick
Smile, it’s contagious
Cyrus sphynx cat
When you said friends with benefits, I presumed you owned a wine bar
I like you because you join in weirdness.
Don’t look back, you are not going that way
Being normal is overrated
Ray mouse, Ray bunny, Francis bunny
Blessed are the curious for they shall have adventures
You are always stronger than you think
Never stop looking up
And so the adventure begins
Chuck it in the ‘fuck it’ bucket and move on
You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think
Blake pig
If you’re not dirty, you are not playing hard enough...
I don’t get more drunk, I get more awesome
In vodka’s/gin’s/rum’s/beer’s/wine’s defence, I’ve done some pretty wild things sober
Unless you fell off the treadmill, I don’t want to hear about your workout
Koala
I look this good because I’m vegan
Any cat
I’m the kinda cat that likes to do my own thing
You ok hun?
You’re the reason I get up every morning. Just kidding it’s the cat
Bazzle collie
‘If I had my life over I’d find you sooner so I could love you longer
Hare/Panda
If it involves wine and flip flops i’m in.
Claudia the zebra
I’m nicer when I like my outfit.
Mildred cat, grumpy monkey, Cyrus cat
Every day I add something new to the list of things that piss me off
I'm furious about everything
I thought I was in a bad mood, but it's been a few years, I guess this is who I am now
They used to be laughter lines, but now they are WTF lines
Rabbits x 2
We're getting too old for this shit
Zebra
You are amazing, remember that
Live for today, tomorrow might be shite
You are awesome, keep that shit up
Bennie the Llama or Colin cat
What (and I can't stress this enough) the fuck?
Kevin Cat, Gerald giraffe
Even I don't believe it when I say I'll be ready in five minutes
May bunny or Jude Fox
I just want someone to push me against the wall and whisper ‘I'll cook dinner’